Okay in all seriousness, that has got to be the worst picture I've ever taken. I can't even believe my foster mom took it, much less has put it out there for the whole world to see! How mortifying. If she doesn't watch out, I'm going to chew a hole in her sock or something. Just wait another week or so til I have a much nicer picture to look at!
Tonight she gave me this thing called a bath! Don't humans know that cats bathe themselves?!?!? She told me I was "stinky" or something like that. Well, it didn't sound nice, so all I have to say about that is phbtttttttt. I'm a very sick boy and I don't feel like taking that good care of myself. But I must admit that after my bath and this thing called a brush, I did feel a lot better. I even felt like bathing myself a little.
I must say that I really like it here a lot. I have my own living quarters called a condo. It has an upstairs and a downstairs! My bed is upstairs, and my food, water, and potty box are downstairs. Most of the time I hang out upstairs. I have a condition called hyperthyroid - it's a big word that pretty much means my body is all out of whack. Even the doctor said he'd never seen a cat with a thyroid number higher than mine! But I'm on meds for it now, and my foster mom tells me that it will help me to gain some of my weight back, and that my hair will even grow back! That's cool, because I'm a pretty handsome guy when I'm feeling well.
Well I gotta run now, my foster mom says she needs the computer now, and its time for me to go have some more to eat! I love that I get as much wet food as I want. Oh and chicken....... mmmmmmmmm I love me some chicken!

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